The Burger King Act 1: Ken Meet Ken Hollingshead. Ken is strange. Ken is a strange man who has "bacne" and zero friends in this world (okay, I guess Roger, his pet calico, counts as one, but even Roger doesn't really like to spend time with Ken). Ken hates his job and his crummy little apartment and most of the people he's ever encountered, which, admittedly, is relatively few compared to normal human beings. Ken sits at the break room table at work and eats ungodly amounts of Little Debbie products. Ken is poorly educated and qualifies for government assistance programs. Ken is sad. The particular episode of Ken's life that we will be examining begins in a local Burger King in Alliance, OH. This Burger King has since been remodeled, but at that time was about as glamorous as Ken Hollingshead himself, making the pair a perfect fit. It had the aura that communicated to its consumers that nothin...