So...Taylor Swift released a new song. Entitled " You Need to Calm Down ," it is an anthem befitting our postmodern age. It celebrates the liberty, no, the superiority of the LGBTQ (I refuse to add any more letters to that acronym) community, condescendingly telling "conservatives" that they need to calm down. The most controversial lyric, and sure to be the favorite of LGBTQ proponents, is, "And control your urges to scream about all the people you hate, Cause shade never made anybody less gay." Now, let me begin by saying that I have traditionally enjoyed T-Swift's music. She and I are birthday twins (we were born the same exact day, 12/13/89), so I feel like I have an excuse. I wasn't a huge fan of her pure country music, but I began to enjoy her music as she ventured more into the pop realm. Though I was disappointed in the sensual nature of a few of the songs on her most recent album, I still appreciated a majority of the album. She...