Forget about bathrooms. Forget about LGBT and all that. What we are dealing with now is a plague of self-identification, as evident by the number of memes satirizing the concept. We're taking the whole "I think, therefore, I am" thing to places Descartes never imagined. To say that we're bordering on the absurd is an understatement. We've crossed the border. We're officially residents in the land of absurdity! Allow me to offer an illustration. There are laws in basically every political subdivision of this country against impersonating a police officer. If I can simply identify as whatever I please, why is that the case? Can't I simply self-identify as a police officer? I dare you to try. You'll find your rear end parked in a jail cell so fast you're eyes will spin. Why? Because reality. Because we live in a world where natural laws are constant and things that are true are...