Let me start off by saying that I'm not trying to be judgmental here. I really, really do not intend to come off that way. That being said, let me proceed to judge an entire segment of modern culture--hipsters. Don't get me wrong--I like hipsters. I have a lot of friends who are hipsters. I pretended to be a hipster for about 5 minutes back in '07. Let me tell you why I ended up not being a hipster. Frankly, I just wasn't very good at it. I was/am just too normal. Of all the hipster distinctives, the apparel was always the hardest part for me. I like indie music and a good cup of tea. I enjoy the great outdoors and home remedies. The clothes though...it just takes so much effort. There's something about blue jeans and a Michigan shirt that just work for me. I actually do enjoy plaid shirts, well-trimmed hair, and unusual footwear, but I just don't have the time or energy to invest in going throug...