So, Donald Trump won the election. Like, holy crap, man! Though I refused to vote for him, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't happy that he won. Hillary officially conceded, so that means it's time to look towards the future. What are the implications of Donald Trump's victory? Let's take a look at a few of them. First of all, Donald Trump will be our president. Let that soak in for a minute. Breathe. Don't scream. Process. Process. What? Yeah, Donald Trump is the President Elect of the United States of America. That's crazy. Secondly, Melania will be our first lady. This, alongside Donald's election, signals the end of an era in America. We're officially post post post modern, or whatever we're on these days. Think about this: you can go and see lewd photos on the internet of our next First Lady (don't do it, you perv!). Gone are the days of propriety. Politicians have long suffered f...